It's so good to see you.
Um...
We've never met before.
Oh, no, fuck.
- No, of course we haven't.
- No.
Sorry, I think you've mistaken me
for someone else.
No, no, no.
Your name's Mary.
That's distinctly weird.
How do you know that?
Well, you look like a Mary.
In what way?
My mum's called Mary.
I look like your mother?
No. You're much prettier.
It's a nice fringe, by the way.
God, it's new and
- probably too short but...
- No.
Well, gee, thank you and
listen, it was really nice to meet you.
I should probably go
because my friend's waiting for me
and you're a,
you're a total stranger.
Total stranger.
Yeah,
it's crazy stuff.
- Yeah, kind of.
- Okay.
- Bye, Mary.
- Bye.
Oh, no.
How did it go?
It was very poor.
Very poor indeed, yeah.
You gotta go again.
- You can do it.
- Take two.
She just always...
She always looks different.
Sorry. It's me again.
- Hi.
- Sorry.
Joanna, this is...
Tim.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Tim is a total stranger
whose mother's name is Mary.
I just had a weird
experience with Mary here
of thinking she was someone else.
But she wasn't.
But I just wondered
if I could walk round with you
for a while because my sister Kit Kat
is about to leave...
Yeah.
- Bye.
- ...and...
And so,
I'm about to be quite lonely.
Right. Well, I think we should
probably say no.
No, yes. But on the other hand,
he's got a quite nice smile
and sort of,
you know, fun hair.
Yeah.
All right.
But you have to promise that
you are not one of the following things.
One, a lunatic.
- Yeah.
- No.
Two, a fringe fetishist.
I'm just Kate Moss's number one male fan.
- Oh, God.
- Really?
Yeah. God, yeah.
Do you agree that
the magic of her lies in her history?
That the informality of her early shots
compared to this stuff
so you just always know
that, despite the high
fashion, she's still just
that cheeky normal naked girl on the beach?
Couldn't have put it better myself.
That's absolutely it.
I agree with that profoundly.
Huh!
Milk?
Yes.
- Sugar?
- No.
Boyfriend?
Yes!
No. No, you don't have a boyfriend.
Do I not look like I'd have a boyfriend?
Do I look like I'd never get a boyfriend?
No. That's the rudest
thing I've ever heard.
I didn't mean it like that.
I just didn't expect...
Is it quite a new boyfriend?
Yes.
There he is.
Rupert.
- Yes. He's so cute.
- Rupert?
Hi, guys.
Sorry I'm late,
with my dad.
Hi, Rupee.
"Rupee"?
Well, this is Tim and
we don't know him at all.
Hey, I was thinking
we could take in a film after this.
Get some mixed popcorn,
share a Coke,
- snuggle.
- Okay.
Okay.
When did you two meet?
Exactly?
Well, it was only a week ago, actually.
It's all been a bit of a whirlwind,
hasn't it, poochy face?
I'm gonna have to teach you what you can
and can't say in front of people.
- No "poochy face"?
- No.
No. Definitely not.
Come on, then. More details about
this wonderful first meeting?
Okay, okay.
It was, um, what...
Joanna?
Oh, June 17th.
And Jo was having a little party.
A living hell from which Rupert,
thank God, rescued me.
And where was this terrible party?
My brothel of a flat.
Which is where, though?
That's the question, isn't it.
What are you,
a detective?
No, sorry, I've just got
a very visual imagination.
I like to imagine stuff completely.
26 Courtfield Gardens,
SW5. Around 8:30.
Dress code, slutty.
Will that do?
Absolutely, yes.
Although I am wondering
when you got there, Rupert.
Early, late?
On time, I think.
True love was calling.
Oh, God.
I actually feel a bit sick now. Just these
muffins, I think.
Never trust a blueberry.
Okay, I'll be back in a tick.
You two are such a lovely couple.
Bit weird.
He's cute.
I like him.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, hello. Do I know you?
No, no, no.
I'm a friend of Mary's.
She has another friend?
Gosh, you amaze me. But hooray.
Ooh. Hotdog?
Took me hours.
Made them myself.
Thanks.
Disgusting.
Totally undercooked.
See you later.
Why don't we go upstairs,
it's a bit quieter?
- Hi.
- Hi.
I'm Tim.
Mary.
That's my mother's name.
Let's not get into that.
Um...
I know this is forward but
your face tells me that you're finding
this party to be a living hell.
So, I just wondered if you might come
and have a bite to eat with me instead?
Right now.
I'm sorry?
Obviously, I should have
thought this through more.
Let's talk about Kate Moss.
I love Kate Moss.
I always think the key thing
with her is the history,
you know, the informality of her early
shots compared to high fashion stuff
so you always know that
underneath she's still just the same
cheeky normal girl naked on the beach.
The beach.
I agree with you completely.
If we leave now then we can have,
you know, more than one starter.
Oh!
I love your eyes.
And I love the rest of your face, too.
More than one starter?
10 amazing starters.
- After you.
- Thanks.
Ten minutes is long enough for
any party, I think.
Yeah.
Especially that one.
Evening, all.
God!
What a dickhead.
Yeah.
Ugh.
So, what do you do?
I'm a reader at a publisher.
No! You read for a living?
Yes, that's it. I read.
Oh, that's so great.
It's like someone asking,
"What do you do
for a living?"
"Well, I breathe.
I'm a breather,
I get paid for breathing."
How did you get that job?
Okay, smart-ass,
what do you do?
I am a lawyer.
Sort of. Sort of.
That's sexy.
Is it?